Wednesday, September 30, 2009

And That's When The Fight Started

In 1977, director Roman Polanski was at Jack Nicholson’s house in Hollywood during a photo shoot. He met a young model named Samantha Geimer, who was only 13 at the time,/ At the start of Christianity, God, the I Am, decided to become a father and saw a child around the same age as Samantha. Both claim the consent of the minor. Polanski ' What's the fuss'? and Hollywood agrees. Did Nicholson overshadow her as the Holy Ghost? will that be the defense? Just wondering.An excellent Blog if you wish to learn more about Humankind's search throughout the ages for God. Perhaps you will learn a little more about your own religion, things that you never thought about even if you are a Rabbi, A Priest, A Protestant Minister, A Jehovah Witness and over three thousand various denominations that expand from The Book and that includes Muslims as well as those from different Revealed Religion Books such as Hindus, Dalia Lama, Buddhism, Taoism to name a few.

However, before we get serious I received the following in an E-mail from a dear friend named Frank and found it too funny not to share with you.

And that's when the fight started!

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first…
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...

Time for a pleasant break before continuing reading jokes.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed,
‘He’s my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning.... So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors… I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Did you know? Are you aware? Have you read the part of your Bible Preaches seldom even mention?
These verses explicitly claim that the earth is fixed in place. There’s no room for interpretation. What other understanding of the phrase, “it shall not be moved” can we have?
Of course, nearly everyone today knows the world does, in fact, move. However, there was a time when people weren’t so knowledgeable. Because of these passages, both Protestant and Catholic leaders alike were slow to accept the heliocentric view of the solar system as proposed by Copernicus:
“We are indeed not ignorant, that the circuit of the heavens is finite, and that the earth, like a little globe, is placed in the centre.”[2]
-John Calvin, Commentary on Genesis
“The proposition that the Sun is the center of the world and does not move from its place is absurd and false philosophy and formally heretical, because it is expressly contrary to Holy Scipture.” [3]
-The Roman Catholic Church, sentencing Galileo
And this dear friends was not that long ago. We have just started at becoming God's enlightened creation!The road of the future has appeared giving truth to the old Chinese proverb: ' A journey of one million steps begins with the first step we take today and determines where we will be tomorrow'.

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